This is an unofficial English translation. The Scouse text is the only authoritative version (Article 3).

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The Militants

Trotskyists. Two of them. The smallest party in the House Purple, alongside the Board of Dinglese Jews, and the only one that considers the Communists too moderate.

The party at a glance

Seats
2 of 175
Position
Opposition
Politics
Trotskyist
Roots
The Militant tendency of 1980s Liverpool

The Militants trace their roots to the Militant tendency that ran Liverpool City Council in the mid-1980s and refused to set the budget London demanded, one of the fights that came before the Managed Decline papers and the crossing. Plenty of Dinglese families disagreed with the tendency at the time. The Militants have never let that put them off.

Article 55 sets no minimum share of the vote for a seat in the House Purple, which is how a party of this size wins Members at all. The Militants are, as a result, the Constitution’s proudest proof that it means what it says.

Members of the House Purple

SC

Simon Clare MHP

Backbench MHP · Port Ringo City Region (list)

Simon Clare is a Militant list Member for the Port Ringo City Region. He takes an uncompromising line against the coalition, the Liberal Dinglecrats and, on a bad day, the Communists, and he rarely lets a Government speech pass without comment from the benches.

  • List: Port Ringo City Region

The party’s second Member’s profile is being updated following the general election of 3 May 2029.

Page last reviewed: 29 October 2029