Nee Nors
The Dinglese Ambulance Service. Officially, paramedics. Unofficially, and to absolutely everybody, the Nee Nors, after the noise they make on the way.
If someone is seriously ill or injured, call 151 and ask for the Nee Nors. Stay on the line and do what the call handler tells you.
At a glance
- Part of
- The Health Service
- Responsible minister
- Diane Crowley MHP, Secretary for Healthy Scousers
- Cost to you
- Nothing. Ever.
- Crews
- Paramedics and Advanced Paramedics
The Nee Nors are part of the Health Service, and like the rest of it they are free at the point of need for everyone on the island, whoever they are and however they got here (Article 12). Nobody will ask you for a card, an insurance number or a credit check before they treat you.
What we do
Emergency response
Crews of paramedics and Advanced Paramedics respond to emergencies across all six cities, around the clock, and take patients to the right hospital first time, including the specialist units at Ringo Bay Teaching Hospital.
Public events
A Nee Nor crew attends every major public event and every engagement of the President, as standard. Thankfully, they are almost never needed.
Your wishes come first
Under Article 33, everyone decides what is done to their own body. If you have made an advance decision about your care, including a Do Not Resuscitate order, our crews are duty bound to respect it, whoever you are.
Working with the bizzies
Paramedics and police train together and respond together. Where the two disagree at a scene, the patient comes first.
Page last reviewed: 29 October 2029