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Maureen@ScouseNan1952 · 14m

Our Kieran says I need me NAN to log in to the doctor’s. I AM the nan. 68 years I’ve been a nan, lad. Well, 31. Feels like 68.

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Pughluigi Collina Appreciation Society@PughluigiFC · 38m

Whistle count so far today: 11. Yellow cards: 2. Members told to sit down and behave: all of them. She is in the form of her life. #PughluigiCollina

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Dinglese Communist Party@DingleCommunists · 1h

Seizing the memes of production 🚩

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Kirby Kid@KirbyKid94 · 1h

Parliament TV on in work since half nine. Nobody has done a tap. Gaffer’s worse than us, he’s doing a running commentary.

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Shabba The Butty@ShabbaTheButty · 2h

Queue round the corner on Scotty Road. Big day in the Purps = big day for butties. The chip butty is not a matter for the Constitution but it should be.

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Neville O’Shaugnessy MHP@nevilleirishmhp · 3h

My colleagues may wish to piss away goodwill for the sake of political expediency, but I won’t. Mr Sheffield is right. We have friends who are a lot like us. We have family and friends who could end up looking through the barrel of our guns.

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Dinglese Communist Party@DingleCommunists · 4h

Lib Dings crying in the Purps again. We made you a picture. 🚩

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Mason Roberts@MasonRobertsDTV · 5h

In the media gallery all day. Every seat in the chamber is full and the Speaker has her whistle. Live on DTV from now till whenever she says so.

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Janice Warrington MHP@JaniceWarrington · 6h

I’m fully supportive of @DrDuncanDingle‘s proposals being presented to @HousePurps today. Emergency Powers are last resort, and I trust @DingleGovt to use them appropriately.

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The House Purple@HousePurps · 7h

The House sits at 9:30am. Today’s business is on the order paper. Parliament TV is live from the opening whistle and, as ever, shows no adverts.

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Pippa Heroine@PippaHeroine · 8h

Twirl! Twirl! TWIRL! 🦸‍♀️ Fourteen schools this term and every single one of you can twirl better than me. Wednesday is SINGING day. See you at 4 on @SprogsTV!

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Marx & Parx@MarxAndParx · 9h

Meal deal. Still Q3.50. Vegan beef salad, carrot sticks, water. Fuel for a long day of shouting in New Childwall.

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The Bizzies@DingleBizzies · 5 Nov

Bommy Night: bonfires on council land only, and the pallets have to be yours. Yes, we know. Have a boss night and keep the pets in.

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Baz@BommyNightBaz · 5 Nov

Not a tree on the whole island and yet somehow the biggest bommy in Ladgos. Nobody ask where the pallets came from. They came from a ship. That’s all you need to know.

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Ladgos Lad@LadgosLad · 5 Nov

Mischief Night last night was mental. Somebody wrapped the Taribo North sign in clingfilm. Sign’s fine. Clingfilm’s fine. Our Akin’s raging.

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Scranatee@Scranatee · 5 Nov

Bommy Night: riders will not be delivering into the middle of a field. Please meet them at the gate like normal people.

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Tina 💙@ToffeeTina · 4 Nov

One perk of being two hours behind: a 3pm kick-off at Bramley-Moore is a 1pm kick-off in Port Ringo, and the pub’s open. That second half. Say nowt. Just say nowt. 💙

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Yaz@YNWA_Yaz · 4 Nov

Whole bar in the Spanish Quarter singing You’ll Never Walk Alone with the door open in a gale. Eleven hundred miles and we still had the hairs up on our arms. ❤️

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Dr Duncan Black@DrDuncanDingle · 4 Nov

I watched the Toffees yesterday. I will be saying nothing about it. Mary says that’s the most statesmanlike thing I’ve done all year.

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Brookie Forever@Brookie4Eva · 4 Nov

DBS showing Brookside from episode one, Sunday mornings. 1982. Me ma’s got the teapot out like it’s a christening. Not crying, it’s the wind.

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King Charles MHP@KingCharlesMHP · 3 Nov

Funk and soul on my channel tonight, 8pm till late. Two hours of the good stuff and no politics. Smoke me a kipper.

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Tiger Roll Bakery@TigerRollBakery · 3 Nov

Rigobert, you were LOUD. Thanks for coming out in a gale. New single Monday. It’s about a bin.

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there she goes again@TheLasStan · 3 Nov

Busker on Benedict Street playing There She Goes for the 41st time today. I have counted. I will keep counting. She does, in fact, go there again.

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Shabba The Butty@ShabbaTheButty · 3 Nov

Settle it once and for all.

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President Bryce Pryce@BrycePryce · 2 Nov

NOBODY DOES EAGLES LIKE ME. NOBODY! Biggest eagle anyone has ever seen, people are saying it. 🦅🇺🇸

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Bernard “Mandible” Clawson MHP@MandibleClawson · 2 Nov

Every heating engineer, linesman and ferry crew who kept this island running through Alicia: STUD are buying. Belle End Social Club, Friday, from 6. Solidarity.

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Martin Brisket MHP@MartinBrisket · 2 Nov

Three years on and people are still posting me sippy cups. Keep them coming. The Greens are recycling every one of them into something useful, unlike some debates I could mention.

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me ma says no@MeMaSaysNo · 31 Oct

Kid came to the door dressed as a purple bin. Gave him the whole bowl. Best costume on the island, no notes.

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Rigobert Cathedral@RigobertCathedral · 31 Oct

All Saints tomorrow. Evensong at 6. Everyone welcome, of every faith and none, Jedi included. — Dean James

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Simone Bilbao MHP@SimoneBilbaoMHP · 31 Oct

Sid Scheme applications for 2030 close on 30 November. Liverpool, the Uni Of, John Moores and Hope are waiting for you. Go and come home wiser. 🎓

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The Times of Dingle@TimesofDingle · 30 Oct

Yesterday’s 1 Across: DUCK (avoid; national symbol). 62% of you got it. 38% of you wrote in to complain that the duck is not avoidable. You are correct.

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Smithdown Socialist@SmithdownSocialist · 30 Oct

The Brits are finally taking the piss out of their own lot. This is going round Westminster this morning. Proud of them, honestly.

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Dingle Government@DingleGovt · 30 Oct

Storm Alicia reaches London today. Britain gives its storms names. We give ours a shrug. If you’re visiting the UK this week, take a coat.

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Queen Lad Dee Fah@QueenLadDeeFah · 30 Oct

Reminder: the Starkey-Harrison Directive (1988) says “gizza” is one word. The Starkey-Harrison Directive is right. Snakes in the replies will be blocked, as usual. 💅

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Hot Flush@HotFlushMag · 29 Oct

IT’S HERE. The Prime Minister and Mary tell us everything: the tango, the jacket and the night they met. On shelves now. 💃🔥

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Speke Easy@SpekeEasyMag · 29 Oct

She’s only gone and done it again. Fittest Bird in Politics 2029 is in, and you already know. All 175 ranked inside. #FittestBird

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The New Swan Times@NewSwanTimes · 29 Oct

61 out of 100. Your move, GBC. 🗞 #HostileIsland

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GBC News@GBCNews · 29 Oct

Hostile Island: Inside Dingle. Are the people of the Socialist Republic really as hostile to Britain as they seem? Watch again on GBC Player. #HostileIsland

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The Pink Echo@ThePinkEcho · 29 Oct

LATE FINAL: Hands off me pallets! Councils want them back before Bommy Night. Also: the Pughluigi book is filling up. 📰 #HandsOffMePallets

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Portia Strauss MHP@PortiaStrauss · 29 Oct

Second-hand fleece, second-hand jeans and a first-hand look at what the Atlantic does when it’s cross. Alicia was a warning. Nobody in the North Atlantic is more exposed than us, and we should be leading on this.

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A Convoy of Pigeons@ConvoyOfPigeons · 29 Oct

Live session on DBS Radio tonight, 7pm. Four songs, one cover, zero pigeons (the producer said no).

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Rigobert Song Contest@RigobertSong · 29 Oct

Entries for the next Rigobert Song Contest are open. In 2028 Charlotte Doyle won it and went on to sing the anthem on Cork Hill. No pressure. 🎤

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Tony Sheffield MHP@TonySheffield · 29 Oct

To the photographers outside the Purps: I am not sad. This is just my face. It has always been my face.

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Bin Watch Huyton de Ma@BinWatchHuyton · 28 Oct

UPDATE: the purple bin that blew off Coastal Road at 11 this morning was last seen heading out to sea at a fair lick. Coastguard says it’s halfway to Newfoundland. Enjoy Canada, bin.

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Coastguard & Lifeboats@DingleCoastguard · 28 Oct

Alicia update, 4pm: lots of calls, nobody hurt, one bin unrecoverable. Busy but boring, which is how we like it. Stay off the sea wall.

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Dingle Government@DingleGovt · 28 Oct

Storm Alicia: gusts of 94 mph on the Dodd Coast. Every ferry is cancelled today and Baker International is closed until 8pm. Heat and power are on everywhere. Stay in, put the kettle on.

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Baker International Airport@BakerIntl · 28 Oct

The airport is closed to all traffic from 6am until at least 8pm today. If you are at the airport, please go home. If you are at home, well done.

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Scouse Airwheyyyyys@ScouseAirwheyyyyys · 28 Oct

All flights today are cancelled. Our planes are staying in. So should you. ✈️❌

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The Nee Nors@NeeNors · 28 Oct

Quiet Alicia so far. Please don’t change that by going up a ladder to see if the gutter’s alright. The gutter is not alright. Leave it.

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Carlos Knight MHP@CarlosKnightMHP · 28 Oct

Whoever parks across the lifeboat slipway in Huyton de Ma during a named storm, I will find you and I will leather ya. Respectfully. Secretary for the Island.

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Paula McQueen MHP@PaulaMcQueenMHP · 28 Oct

Storm damage claims will be on one form, on one page. If anyone in my department makes it two pages they will be explaining themselves to me.

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Dave (bassoon)@BassoonDaveRBBS · 28 Oct

Six months since the Day of the Dead and the bassoon has finally recovered. The bassoonist has not. Rehearsals back Thursday if the hall’s still got a roof.

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Ian Maladdo MHP@IanMaladdo · 28 Oct

The 4-wood is retired until April. Nobody touch it.

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Lenny Pengar MHP@LennyPengar · 28 Oct

Asked the Government last week when the winter ferry timetable would be published. Answer received today: “Alicia.” Fair enough.

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Diane Crowley MHP@DianeCrowleyMHP · 28 Oct

If you need the Nee Nors, ring 151. If you need a winter jab, ring your health centre on Monday. If you need a brew, that’s on you.

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